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Bernie & Hillary -




Bernie Sanders 2016 -




Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Bernie Sanders -




Socialist Screwball -




LIBERAL TALKING POINTS - When facts, statistics, intelligence or logic are not on your side, just pull something out of your butt and fling it.


TAGS: liberals socialists ignorant crap throwers funny
Rating: 4.31/5

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RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:56 pm
Gross


Gun Facts -




IF I HAD A DOLLAR... - For every time that capitalism was blamed for problems caused by government, I'd be a fat filmmaker with a baseball hat.


TAGS: capitalism michael moore fatass socialist
Rating: 4.92/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:25 am
Magnificent. 5 stars. Sending this to my daughter-in-law. She's still a fan


This is why -




Obama's Nefarious Priorities -




democrat politicians -


TAGS: democrat politicians
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - March 8, 2016, 2:32 pm
It's still cheaper and easier to ship and process oil from the middle east than to extract our own. They just have a higher quality crude that's easier to crack.
11BangBang - March 7, 2016, 9:31 pm
You are exactly right. The poster should have read "The Most Important Part of North America" LOL! (This is sarcasm) No worries, Brett Hartland!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2016, 9:24 pm

I love how some Americans see "North America" as a simple 48 states with a very straight and tidy geographical line across the top. Almost like the rest of it doesn't exist. (This isn't sarcasm, keep looking at it that way.) Thanks, Murica!


LIBERAL DEBATES - LA LA LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! STOP CONFUSING ME WITH FACTS! FOX NEWS LIES AND MEDIA MATTERS SAID YOU'RE A POO-POO HEAD! SHUT UP! I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!


TAGS: liberals socialists progressives sad pathetic zombie losers
Rating: 4.02/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 6:26 am
Timely


NEW OBAMA VALUE MEAL - Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it




Bernie Supporters -




Democrat socialist defined -




Bernie the Sadistic Pervert -


TAGS: bernie sanders gang ra** fantasies p***ert sadistic codger democrat cretin liberal nut job progressive hack socialist vermont moron senile communist
Rating: 4.76/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:11 am
Jeb my he drop out of the race Bush is a better candidate than Bernie.
Cannabal - May 29, 2015, 5:37 pm
Still a better candidate than ANYONE else.


CHANGE - Because that's all you'll have left when I'm done...




Obama To The SCOTUS??? -




Senile Socialist -


TAGS: bernie sanders senile socialist liberal democrat progressive commie codger vermont vermin hippies moonbats feel the bern
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - September 22, 2015, 11:38 pm
Well, he didn't say "paid" vacation


REPUBLICANS -




DOROTHY QUESTIONS - No brain, no courage, no heart. So you're politicians right ?




SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE - Obama and other socialist Dems pointed to Canada as an example when they jammed Obamacare through. I wonder why this chart never came up.




Extra Credit Multiple Choice Question -




The NRA -




Tax rates under Bernie -




PICK YOUR POISON -


TAGS: economics capitalism socialism
Rating: 3/5

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:29 am
Well, you apparently opted to skip the bottle labeled "economic knowledge..."


Liberal Cognitive Dissonance -




Bernie Sanders 2016 -




Ayn Rand Quote -




Papal Hypocrisy -




COMRADE OBAMA - has well earned his place




Hillary Voter ID Hypocrisy -


TAGS: hillary clinton voter id hypocrisy killary klinton hildebeast 2016 corruption servergate benghazi granny state socialist bribery influence peddler traitor
Rating: 5/5

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mittromney - June 10, 2015, 5:26 pm
/to be fair, she wants let everyone vote without ID. that's f*****g idiotic. how would you stop the same doofus from going through the line twice or even thrice, without something in the way of identifying one nutter voter from another?/


JOKE'S OVER - Let's go back to the Constitution.




OBAMASTAN - Future name for America. Obamastan: Glorious Socialist Worker's Paradise, Land of gun control and redistributed wealth




Supreme Court Tyranny -




ROFL MAO - The Chairman always laughs when Americans think that they know what communism or socialism is.




OBAMACARE - the efficiency of the postal service the sustainability of social security and all the compassion of the Internal Revenue Service




Why Can't Liberals Understand This??? -




Socialist Sanders -




great pretender -




Commie Sanders -




Obama is communist -




THE COMMIE-NAZIS - The Totalitarian Liberal Marxist Fascist Party that will DESTROY US ALL! (According to Republicans, that is.)


TAGS: fascism communism nazism socialism marxism
Rating: 2.36/5

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Cannabal - February 28, 2014, 2:14 am
When in doubt, play the Hitler Card. #13051
RonaldReagan - February 27, 2014, 11:11 pm
Funny. Not a fan of radicals who compare Bush or Obama to Hitler or Nazis. Making fun of a politician is one thing. Comparing them to murderers is insane and depraved.


Hillary Is Untrustworthy & Dishonest -




Stupid Socialist Sanders -




Back To The Future -




One has no brains. -




ANNA CHAPMAN - If Obama wanted to fill his cabinet with Socialists he could have started here




THREE STOOGES - Because nothing says "Epic Fail" more than trying to continually blame their epic tax and spend socialist agenda on George Bush!




Hillary's Most Outrageous Claim Of All-Time -




SOCIALISM=EPIC FAIL - Always has, and always will be.




RAHM REJECTS CHICK-FIL-A: 'NOT CHICAGO VALUES' - He is right Chick-Fil-A has much higher values than Chicago




DO THE MATH! - Pure Pork Politicians would have you believe its big business and Wall St. that has caused all our woes. Last time I checked, it was politicians taking the biggest cut out of my check, not Gates or Buffet!




LIBERALISM - THE PHILOSOPHY WHERE I GET TO KEEP MY WEALTH AND LUXURIOUS LIFESTYLE, BUT EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO SHARE WHAT'S LEFT OVER




Liberal Hypocrisy -


TAGS: liberal hypocrisy ronald reagan too old bernie sanders senile socialist democrat liberal hippie vermont marxist
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - September 16, 2015, 1:14 am
Well they must believe that whoever he picks as his vp will carry on his policies when he has to step down.


socialists -




THE REAL OBAMA LOGO - National Socialism




Bernie Sanders 2016 -




What's a Good Socialist to do? -




THE PROGRESSIVE LIBERAL CARD - Socialism and communism lead to dictatorship, human rights violations and loss of liberty. But we'd all be "equal"!




Bill Nye the Socialist Clown -




The Old Indian Sheepdog -




Karl Marx & Bernie Sanders -


TAGS: bernie sanders 2016 karl marx socialist democrat communism socialism commie codger vermont hippie feel the bern feelthebern
Rating: 4.82/5

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Oldsod - October 8, 2015, 5:54 pm
Now, I don't think that's quite true...didn't Sanders used to fry chicken?


21.1% UNEMPLOYMENT FOR RECENT GRADUATES - I guess if there's no work to drive to, then that'll make you a safer driver.




APRIL FOOLS -




THE BUDGET OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT - explained in simple English




" CHARACTER " - Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow.The shadow is what we think of it,the tree is the real thing.




PUTTING THE FACE ON FACELESS POLITICIANS -




POLITICIANS - Are like diapers... You need to change them regularly... And for the same reason




The Socialist & The Race Pimp -




“IF YOU OWN A SMALL BUSINESS, YOU DIDN’T MAKE THAT” - SOMESTIMES SOCIALISM JUST OOZES OUT




DEMOCRAT - Your position is obvious!


TAGS: democrat obama politician position
Rating: 3.69/5

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RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 7:45 pm
Never gets old. ha


SOCIALISTS - No matter the body count They never give up




ANTI-GUN POLITICIANS -




WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION - That pretty much sums it up.


TAGS: obama resdistribute socialist 2012 election
Rating: 3.4/5

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Capt. Morgan - September 19, 2012, 3:49 pm
Samuel Adams. Brewer, Patriot. My Hero!


THE FIX IN - Rahm a Rahm a Ding Dong




FIRST - we re-educate the children




SOCIALISM HATERS - Historically, the jokes on you.


TAGS: socialism
Rating: 2.9/5

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:38 am
But when you run out of other people's money, we'll be the ones who have the last laugh.


Obama The Elitist Hypocrite -




Hillary the Elitist Hypocrite -




Liberal Idiots -




DEMOCRAT - Decidedly Egocentric Members Of Congress Rationalizing Added Taxes




BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! - Screw Joe the Plumber, I can spend his money better than he can




USSA - No longer 50 individual states. One big labor machine for the govt. Wake up people!




THIS GUY SUCKS -


TAGS: worst socialist ever
Rating: 2/5

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crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 5:52 pm
Shoot me a link, I'll interpret it for you. =)
crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 5:51 pm
See JG, I knew you'd said you were involved with a factory. =)
JGalt - September 18, 2012, 7:04 am
crank- how about the real number U6,and not U3? what's that one tell you!
JGalt - September 18, 2012, 7:02 am
is that because their benefits expired? we put a sign outside our plant- "now hiring"- we have 3 openings- we are getting 50 applicants a day applying- In the last 20 years, I've never seen that kind of activity! at best 3/day in the past.
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 11:41 pm
Really world class? How many initial claims do you see?
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 9:38 pm
You're trying to use unemployment numbers as a metric to show that Obama is a complete failure, but the link you provide to show the unemployment numbers, shows the opposite of what you think it does. Canadian education is world class.
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 9:20 pm
You can't read initial claims? Canada's schools suck too?
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 6:27 pm
Or is it that you think that the rest of us can't either? Because I certainly can.
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 6:26 pm
... You can't tell the difference between -78,500 and +400,000?
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 6:25 pm
"The total number of people claiming benefits in all programs for the week ending August 25 was 5,391,576, a decrease of 78,465 from the previous week. There were 7,143,572 persons claiming benefits in the comparable week in 2011" ...
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 6:11 pm
Nothing being cherry picked. Those govt reported initial claims for unemployment..
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:40 pm
By the way, do you do 'jazz hands' as well?
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:39 pm
Please, Groucho, continue cherry picking only those statistics that support your narrative. I do believe I already quoted the TOTAL NUMBER a few posts prior to this one.
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 5:24 pm
an increase of 3,250 from the previous week's revised average of 371,750.
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 5:24 pm
In the week ending September 8, the advance figure for seasonally adjusted initial claims was 382,000,
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:18 pm
Groucho, I believe the revolution you've been looking for is the 'Dance Dance Revolution'. =)
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:17 pm
Quote again:"The total number of people claiming benefits in all programs for the week ending August 25 was 5,391,576, a decrease of 78,465 from the previous week. There were 7,143,572 persons claiming benefits in the comparable week in 2011"
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:15 pm
And I quote:"The advance unadjusted insured unemployment rate was 2.3 percent during the week ending September 1, a decrease of 0.1 percentage point from the prior week's unrevised rate."
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:14 pm
My suggestion, if I may, would be that you learn to read the links you provide, before providing them. Because the one you just posted, pretty much says the opposite of what you believe it does.
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:08 pm
...it's high time you learn another song and dance.
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:08 pm
I know right? You can't possibly find some conservative tlaking point that explains how "Obama's socialist policies" have the DJIA at the highest point it's ever been, so instead, you want to talk about unemployment. I'm tired of your tactics Groucho...
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 5:02 pm
http://www.dol.gov/opa/media/press/eta/ui/current.htm
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 4:58 pm
"Come on Groucho, just do the twist... come one Grouuuuuu-cho, just do the twist, take that topic by the hand boy, and go like this..."
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 4:52 pm
No..People just adjust... Have you noticed the latest unemployment numbers? About 400,000 new apps Go team Obama
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 4:43 pm
The truth hurts like a mutha-uffah, doesn't it 1L snipers?


GUN CONTROL - Liberals idea of keeping us safe is to ensure that only bad guys have the guns and we are defenseless against both criminals and our government. Only you can prevent tyranny!




If You Ever Feel Stupid... -




OBAMA'S FAVORITE GOLF HAT - Buying votes with our taxpayer dollars!




THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP OBAMA - America has been duped!




WASTING AWAY IN OBAMAVILLE - Looking for our lost glimmer of hope..




SOCIALISM EXPLAINED - When you consider how inefficiently our Government runs things, and as many governments fail at socialism, the picture above is our likely future with the socialists hard at work to re-engineer society.




GUN CONTROL -




REDS - Radical Educators Drilling Socialism




North Korea's Road To Serfdom -




WHAT HAPPENED TO THE $2.6 TRILLION SOCIAL SECURITY TRUST FUND? - I cannot guarantee that those checks to veterans, the disabled, in addition to Social Security] go out on August 3rd.




SOCIALISM - In order to make it fair, we reduce everyone to the lowest common denominator, that way everyone is poor.




OBAMACARE - Coming to a clinic near you




WHAT WAS OUR FIRST CLUE - Whenever our government officials pass bills that exclude themselves, it can't be good




VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN - I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain.




LIBERALS - French For Cowards




OBAMACARE - THE LAST WORD - It's a Tax.


TAGS: obamateur huge tax increase socialism
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - February 5, 2014, 6:20 am
http://www.gopusa.com/commentary/2014/02/04/one-brave-doctor-stands-up-to-obamacare/?subscriber=1


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